i just sent dante an ask,…
completely forgetting what my url is
STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMG
IM SO FUCKING DONE WITH YOU PEOPLE
IM OGING TO PUNCH U
omg i’m going to piss
So, I tried to be lesbian joke Rose on trollmegle.
Stop tellin Eridan lesbian jokes.
THESE ARE REALLY GOOD
This is so painfully in character it hurts omg
Seer of Breath
Best Friend: Terezi Pyrope
Lover: Terezi Pyrope
First Kiss: Equius Zahak
Enemy: Jane Crocker
Prince of Heart (WHAT IM DIRK)
Best friend: Jack Noir
First Kiss: Meenah
Mage of Space
Best Friend: uu (( YEP EYOP EYO ))
Lover: Jane (fogmdf ))
First Kiss: Dadbert (………..uh)
Enemy: Jake (OK)
Mage of Light
Best Friend: Tavros
First Kiss: Jake
I’M OKAY WITH ALL THIS YES
Muse of Heart
Best friend is Feferi, my lover is Jake (!!!!), my first kiss is Dirk (he really does get everyone), and my enemy is Meenah.
I can see this. I can see it indeed.
witch of time (i cant esCAPE THIS TITLE)
best friend: vriska
first kiss: jake
I AM OKAY WITH THIS
Seer of Life
Best friend: Vriska
First kiss: Kanaya
I’m not okay with these.
Knight of Hope
Best Fiend: Terezi
First Kiss: AR
Title: Bard of void
First kiss: Fef
Heir of Doom
Best Friend: John
First Kiss: John
These things are broken for me
I always get the same result for the person…
YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
DIRK’S CAPTCHALOGUE SYSTEM REQUIRES THAT HE RAPS TO TAKE THINGS OUT OF HIS SYLLADEX
SO THE ENTIRE TIME THAT HE WAS BEING BADASS TRAVERSING THROUGH TIME AND KISSING THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE
HE WAS RAPPING
HE CANNOT GET ANY FUCKING COOLER
IS THAT A HELLO KITTY DOLL IN HIS SYLLADEX
No. No no no no. Can I please stop having a brain?
Immediately after posting about the unsettling similarities between the AR’s and AM’s circumstances, even more horrible things started to occur to me.
undyingUmbrage is almost definitely Lord English. We’ve established this. He’s an awful thing by definition.
But he’s not intelligent. He’s childish and cruel. He doesn’t have Scratch’s suavity, or, really, any particular reason to take up the name Lord English.
Salome is the Biblical incarnation of a dangerous seductress. Pages have untapped potential, and Jake’s seems to have a lot to do with knowing things unconsciously.
He is the only one who has demonstrated any serious suspicion towards Dirk’s autoresponder, which, incidentally, is a continuously evolving screenshot of the mind of an infatuated thirteen-year-old boy.
AR told Dirk that he wasn’t capable of that emotion but told Jake that he still emotes enough to feel hurt when he calls him a soulless machine and oh god, look what I found.
Fear. Fear is what I found.
What was that about not orchestrating everything?
Down to that fucking pail?
Let’s not even get into how much
ARLil Hal sounds like Doc Scratch sometimes, I can’t even-
Doc Scratch. DS.
Excuse me for a minute while I just leave this here.
I think Dirk is a hero. I actually don’t think the guy is a complete bag of dicks now.
And wow, in the second flash Roxy looks so disappointed/sad, and this might just be my shipping, but maybe because Dirk kissed Jane? It can’t be because she didn’t get to kiss Jane, because she had plenty of time to do that and she didn’t look very happy about it.
Or maybe it was because she is staring at the dead body of her friend.
Wow, the Stri-Lalondes are reeaaally good at rolling with the punches.
Roxy doesn’t even bat a perfect eyelash at the fact that she just woke up to a city on fire, her best female friend dead, and her ecto-brother with a flaming flying skateboard. AND SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S HAVING SO MUUUCCH FUNNNNNN!!!
NO really, when she’s on that skateboard she is just like, “OHMYGODTHISISAWESOME!!”
And it’s so cute watching her smile as she holds onto him. And he is so protective and perfect.
today the DirkRoxy shippers were made happy.
And Dirk trapping himself in the flower was also, just, ingenious of him. Also, it leads me to wonder, how does time work in those flowers, does the person/objects inside it just stop?
And wow, when Roxy has Jane it’s just like, “You’re not dead, this is the best day ever!!!!!”
Jane has no idea what’s going on.
Jake with the volcano, kissing, adventure, and skulls.
probably not the skull he was hoping for
Okay, I just had a lot of feelings for this update.